Never thought I’d see the day…Tumblr (3.0; @eatingcrow)http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybtgsEfem1r0y04uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/16512623835http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/16512623835Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:01:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lweud6wg1q1qejwfbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/14788075593http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/14788075593Sun, 25 Dec 2011 20:21:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lus4ejrY5H1r3rxm8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/14104982948http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/14104982948Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:56:00 -0500tylercreatorofwgktacats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwzd2MMkq1qz7f9to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/13948880749/aziz-ansari-and-matthew-shawver-present-emojis" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aziz Ansari and Matthew Shawver present… </p> <p><strong>Emojis in Paris (N*ggas in Paris Remix)</strong></p> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/uerI4P" title="Click here for hi res." target="_blank">Click here for hi res.</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13953487646http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13953487646Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:40:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqq0xQNCQ1qmkxx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://discoverynews.tumblr.com/post/13783087822/newly-found-alien-planet-could-host-life-the" target="_blank">discoverynews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://news.discovery.com/space/alien-planet-found-in-habitable-zone-111205.html" target="_blank"><strong>Newly Found Alien Planet Could Host Life</strong></a></p> <p>The newly confirmed planet, Kepler-22b, orbits smack in the middle of the habitable zone of a star similar to our own.</p> <blockquote> <p>Previous research had hinted at the existence of such Earth-like planets, where liquid water could exist, but this is the first time such a life-friendly alien planet has been confirmed.</p> <p>The planet is about 2.4 times wider around than Earth. It’s still unknown whether Kepler-22b has a rocky, gaseous or liquid composition, but its discovery is a milestone to finding Earth-like planets.</p> <p>“This is a major milestone on the road to finding Earth’s twin,” Douglas Hudgins, Kepler program scientist at NASA Headquarters in Washington said</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://news.discovery.com/space/alien-planet-found-in-habitable-zone-111205.html" target="_blank">Read more</a></p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13813970612http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13813970612Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:31:56 -0500earthtwinplanetastronomycool<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Iztwrxg8lHNIFQ-M4ODptQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Iztwrxg8lHNIFQ-M4ODptQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>drunk uncle</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13755589936http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13755589936Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:49:32 -0500drunkunclesnlsaturdaynightliveweekendupdate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjgpqVjp01qe6vsbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/13605787035/essential-reading-for-any-gentleman-gq-what" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Essential reading for any gentleman!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/13596831689/what-would-jean-ralphio-do-wwj-rd-parks-and" target="_blank">gq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201111/parks-recreation-jean-ralphio-ben-schwartz-interview" target="_blank">What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)</a></h3> <p><em>Parks and Recreation’s</em> Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and <a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201111/parks-recreation-jean-ralphio-ben-schwartz-interview" target="_blank">more</a>.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><strong>GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” </strong><br/>Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”<br/><br/><strong>GQ: What’s the ideal date? </strong><br/>Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.<br/><br/><strong>GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?</strong><br/>Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.<br/><br/><strong>GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?</strong><br/>Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13625737197http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13625737197Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:19:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://probertson.tumblr.com/post/13542511754/attack-the-block" target="_blank">probertson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/atb02.gif"/></p> <p>awesome movie</p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13594728225http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13594728225Thu, 01 Dec 2011 12:46:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpla483QBb1qdli2fo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpla483QBb1qdli2fo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13536670584http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/13536670584Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:12:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl0xv3nv81r2an97o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zeroing.tumblr.com/post/11870271921/sarah-hermans" target="_blank">zeroing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sarah hermans</p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11893337685http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11893337685Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:49:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdxenWKLb1qfwa5vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>never miss an episode</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11711267564http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11711267564Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:36:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcbxyCanD1qjwv7fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Movies I love</p> <p><strong>Half Nelson</strong></p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11676900894http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11676900894Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:25:10 -0400ryangoslinghalfnelsonmovielovemovies i love<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcb0f2SMt1qf0cj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mine, too!</p> <p><a href="http://thecoquette.tumblr.com/post/11676104947" target="_blank">thecoquette</a>:</p> <blockquote><br/><p><a href="http://www.jomalone.com/templates/products/sp_nonshaded.tmpl?CATEGORY_ID=CATEGORY6542&PRODUCT_ID=PROD17089" target="_blank"><strong>Jo Malone Wild Bluebell Cologne</strong></a></p> <p>This is my favorite perfume at the moment. A boy with excellent taste bought me a bottle, and I can’t stop spraying it all over myself. It’s soft and sweet, like someone sliced open a muskmelon and stuffed if full of jasmine and roses.</p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11676148922http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11676148922Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:09:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpg56ods2n1qkx9sho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thebespoked.tumblr.com/post/11389259597" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thebespoked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reminds me of my <a href="http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com" target="_blank">girlfriend</a> </p></blockquote> <p>past tense</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11614365582http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11614365582Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:50:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz60sQVTo1qbz9meo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://life.tumblr.com/post/11378656441" target="_blank">life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Man’s best (four-eyed) friend</em> — <a href="http://www.life.com/gallery/31302/too-cute-dogs-wearing-glasses#index/0" target="_blank"><strong>Dogs Wearing Glasses</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11561481485http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11561481485Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:53:00 -0400dogpuppyglassesfunnycutelife<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6xryyt5J1qjwv7fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Shoes</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11558857062http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11558857062Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:31:10 -0400vanswhiteshoescool<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/sX7Onsv9mnVgmvnev5j0pw"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/sX7Onsv9mnVgmvnev5j0pw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11548941527http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11548941527Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:55:38 -0400cecilsnlsaturdaynightliveanafarrisfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld3yecStsn1qzya49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fucking <strong>terrifying </strong></p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11304307219http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11304307219Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:22:16 -0400amazingjellyfishphotographyscarybeautifulterrifying<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf8gtqX6W1r2l73so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>and stab bruno mars in his goddamn esophagus and won’t stop until the cops come in.</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11301760544http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11301760544Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:23:00 -0400tyler the creatorOFWGKTAyonkerstyler the creator gif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsu8civhrY1qjwv7fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>haha i read the whole thing</p>http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11265832880http://eatingcrow.tumblr.com/post/11265832880Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:50:42 -0400coffeelovebreakupfunnynote